Tonight at the Coty house.

"Coty" (coty) 05/22/2014 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

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Brian Silvestro > Coty 05/22/2014 at 20:34

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watch out

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 05/22/2014 at 20:35

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Haha that was quick.

Why is everyone worried about spiders? Spiders are nothing. I'd much rather have spiders than mother f'ing bears! I definitely wouldn't want to piss off a bear...

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:36

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Bears can't mysteriously get into your house though...

Also, don't you have giant wild cats? I'd be worried most about those.

CRider > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:38

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I'd rather have bears than spiders or snakes. You can't miss a bear, you won't accidentally step on a bear, a bear won't attack you while you're sleeping.

The man in the iron mask > Brian Silvestro 05/22/2014 at 20:38

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Bears can't mysteriously get inside your car either. Oh wait they do, and a lot worse

Manuél Ferrari > Brian Silvestro 05/22/2014 at 20:39

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But bears can un-mysteriously get into your house by knocking your damn door down!

We occasionally have a giant wild cat sighting. But very, very rare.

Mostly just rabbits and coyotes. And snakes. And spiders. Lol

M54B30 > Coty 05/22/2014 at 20:40

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I've got a Jack Russell who's dumb enough to try to chase them off

Brian Silvestro > The man in the iron mask 05/22/2014 at 20:40

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That's a big fucking bear.

Manuél Ferrari > CRider 05/22/2014 at 20:41

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I dunno. I read that bears are getting so used to being around humans that they're learning how to take our food (or us) to get their calories

jkm7680 > Coty 05/22/2014 at 20:41

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Goddamn, Hope they don't find your car. And shit in it.

Brian Silvestro > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:41

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We get a groundhog once in awhile. And some deer. And turkeys. Which is nice, because they aren't usually deadly like most of those things.

Manuél Ferrari > The man in the iron mask 05/22/2014 at 20:43

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Exactly!!

Bears are no f'ing joke.

Doesn't anyone watch the Colbert Show?

$kaycog > Coty 05/22/2014 at 20:44

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Oh, hai!

The man in the iron mask > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:45

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"Giant wild cat" means Cougars? Those are harmless
(sarcasm)

Manuél Ferrari > CRider 05/22/2014 at 20:46

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Plus bears:

A. Know how to operate guns

B. Think humans in sleeping bags are burittos

C. Can take out most of our cars since most of us have small cars

Coty > jkm7680 05/22/2014 at 20:46

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Only one of my 4 cars is at the house, and bear shit might improve it.

Manuél Ferrari > The man in the iron mask 05/22/2014 at 20:47

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That was awesome!

Cougars are no joke either. Both the actual cougars and the old women who hunt younger men at bars are very dangerous.

The man in the iron mask > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:49

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haha yes gotta take care of both

Manuél Ferrari > The man in the iron mask 05/22/2014 at 20:51

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If you're ever in OC do not go to this place:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/foxfire-re…

You will be attacked my multiple cougars. You may not escape with your soul intact.

CRider > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:53

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Yeah, so? My dogs do the some thing. But bears can be chased away, maced, shot at, anything. Hell, lets domesticate them and keep them as pets!

CRider > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 20:54

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1. I know how to operate a gun better than any bear. If it came down to it, I think I could take ol' Smokey out in a gun fight.

2. They are

3. Most people in bear country have pickup trucks. But your Porsche is fucked.

jkm7680 > Coty 05/22/2014 at 20:58

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Hahaha, What is it?

Coty > jkm7680 05/22/2014 at 21:00

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My VW Fastback , it's in that awkward transition stage between rusty car we dragged out of a field, and fully done show car. I like to call it: rusty car we dragged out of a field and pulled the wheels off and took all the panels off.

jkm7680 > Coty 05/22/2014 at 21:03

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Awesome! Hope that Smokey doesn't manage to shit in it. If you don't like your neighbors on the other hand.......

Manuél Ferrari > CRider 05/22/2014 at 21:05

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That would be awesome!

Our ancestors should have done that. Then we could have had bears in addition to dogs.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Manuél Ferrari 05/22/2014 at 21:26

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I have a couple of these guys in my backyard. They make webs at face height so you walk into them at night. They're about the size of my hand, their abdomen thing is probably the length of two knuckles.

They also eat birds.

Manuél Ferrari > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/22/2014 at 21:53

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Those things are crazy!

Holy crap. Any spider that eats birds is a serious ass spider.

Philbert/Phartnagle > Coty 05/22/2014 at 22:56

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Good grief! I'd probably dissolve into a little puddle of brown goo if I stepped outside and ran into one of those sauntering past.

The man in the iron mask > Manuél Ferrari 05/23/2014 at 03:22

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Lol, did it happen to you?

Manuél Ferrari > The man in the iron mask 05/23/2014 at 14:17

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I went once but I got out of there before I got drunk. You don't want to be drunk there because then you're easy prey!

The man in the iron mask > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/23/2014 at 19:46

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WHAAT! Must be fake, must be, that shit cant be reail damn, im going to lock myself in my cave, and hope there isnt spiders in it.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > The man in the iron mask 05/24/2014 at 03:43

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They're not deadly to humans though thankfully. More likely to get bit by the whitetails that hide in bedsheets here.

The man in the iron mask > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/24/2014 at 04:25

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Ah where i live there are scorpions, and a friend of mine layed in bed and felt something hard in his back, it was a scorpion, but nothing happened to him, he crushed it.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > The man in the iron mask 05/24/2014 at 04:33

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haha nice, the only scorpion I've seen was in the bottom of a bottle of mezcal. It was delicious